I am fake!

Hi, We Are Here

2011-01-05T20:17:00.003+08:00

Heheh...We are back...Here we come again...check it out! I'm the one with my sophisticated phone!

2010-08-04T11:11:00.000+08:00

No worries guy...We need to fight back the real media...They SHOULDN'T stop us from doing what we need to (stealing food and door gift). Below is the information about latest crash:

Asus U-Bamboo Media Launch.
Date : 14th July 2010 (Wednesday)
Time : 2:00 pm
Venue : Fukuya Restaurant, No 9, Jalan Delima, 55100 KL.

Hey! we are still alive, Helloooo! C our colleague with the white shirt

We Are Still Around! Don't Worry

2010-06-12T14:51:00.002+08:00

Halooo...Long time see, ya lor, nowadays really hard to go to any event...We've been spotted anywhere we go ma...Lucky, our colleague, Ishak managed to crash one event this morning..Fuh! nobody bother about him lah! I'm not sure if he get money or not, big event ma, lots of company, must be ong! see la his picture (wearing blue shirt) very happy!

Mintak duit

2010-01-24T22:48:00.002+08:00

Itu satu kita punya kawan, itu lelaki tua Melayu sudah try minta duit daripada Datuk Jeylan...Limkokwing punya orang besar...banyak berani woo, dia minta duit dalam tandas juga. Dia kata dia wakil media...nak buat dinner...tipu punya orang! So lain kali lu orang jangan bagi lah..Saya pun banyak malu lor minta duit

Sapa itu gemok di Pavillion

2009-10-28T09:53:00.002+08:00

Ada satu celita...world best selling novel tau...ada satu kami punya kawan datang itu event itu tennis player banyak cun, ala...apa itu..ooo... Anna Kournikova masa itu press conference sempena 'Showdown of Champions 09' dekat itu Pavillion...kami punya itu kawan, ada gemok sikit tanya banyak soalan bodoh masa event sama itu lengloi cun Kournikova...one of the questions arrr..."What do you think about Malaysian guy?"

Haiyo...Lu ingat lu manyak hensem kah mau tanya itu soalan...lagi aa gua dengar banyak real reporter sudah fedup or dgn ini mamat gemuk...derang mau kasi hentam!

Cuba teka perut siapa?

2009-10-24T16:04:00.004+08:00

Cuba awak teka siapa pemilik perut lelaki bermaju merah ini?

masih ada lagi

2009-10-24T15:30:00.003+08:00

Lu teka ini siapa? previous post pun ada muka saya punya kawan ini...
ini dulu pernah datang masa event nokia...sekarang pun dia mau tibai itu makanan raya...selamat hari raya la...(yang pakai warna hitam tau, bukan itu mamat baju biru

Heloo..Selamat hari raya...eh! sudah habis lor...tara apa..ini saya post saya punya kawan punya gambar....

Be careful

2009-09-16T11:38:00.002+08:00

(Haloo....im the guy with blue shirt)

Haluuu...introducing out new fren...now we r getting numbers....so for the real media...watchout for our attending at the event...ahahahahahah

Hot Stuff!

2009-07-24T00:36:00.001+08:00

Of coz me... Dr Micheal with honor proud to announce that I'm succeed to crash Stuff party.... Hahahahaha...got free drinks ma...plus awek cun!

Kena Tankap!

2009-07-13T17:37:00.002+08:00

Wah..Me and my friends damn scared now! Some guy in Melaka kena tangkap by the authorities for posing as a fake journalist! We are already laying low right now. I need to talk to my konchos first see what they think of this.

Read here if you wanna know more!

Lazy ar? Nevermind I copy and paste for you since I do that for all my "articles".

THREE YEARS' JAIL FOR POSING AS JOURNALIST

MALACCA: The Magistrates Court here sentenced a 31-year-old man to three years’ imprisonment after he pleaded guilty to having posed as a journalist for a local broadcasting company early this month.
Magistrate Muhamad Faizal Ismail meted out the punishment against Zulkifli Atan, from Batu Caves, Selangor, who had in mitigation asked the court to take into account the date of his arrest before sentencing him.
“The court is not concerned if you have repented your ways but is here to mete out an appropriate punishment against you.
“You will have all the time to reflect on it. The court hereby sentences you to three years’ imprisonment,” he told Zulkifli on Monday.
Before sentencing, Muhamad said he had taken note of Zulkifli’s two previous run-ins with the law for cheatings cases, with one resulting in a conviction in Muar, Johor.
Zulkifli, who was unrepresented, had pleaded guilty to the charge in the same court last Friday.
He was said to have posed as an ntv7 journalist on July 3 to gain entry into Rumah Anak-Anak Yatim Sultan Salahuddin Abdul Aziz Shah Al Haj in Pantai Puteri, Tanjung Kling.
He allegedly duped orphanage caretaker Maznah Abdol into allowing him into the premises with an eight-man crew on the pretext of covering a media assignment.
However, following checks, it was revealed that Zulkifli was not an employee of the television station and a police report was subsequently lodged by the television company.
Police here arrested Zulkifli at the orphanage dormitory on July 4 at about 10:35pm and seized a letter purportedly issued by ntv7, eight ntv7 corporate shirts, two ntv7 name tags and 67 business cards.
Prosecuting the case was Insp Muhamad Juhari Harun.

We Never Stop!

2009-06-13T17:19:00.003+08:00

Haluuuu

long time no see maaaaa....some people say we're already stop working...aiyo! kidding me ka? why we need to stop? still lots of door gift n gate to crash maaa....

Today, let me introduce another friend of us...he's working with OME media...hahahah...very handsome one...he can even take 5 plates of foods in one time....

Ishak for Money

2009-05-03T23:47:00.002+08:00

Haiya...our friend Ishak is so desperate la...today he went to Persatuan Bekas Kastam Malaysia and had approached the president...what else maa...must be to get money..claimed that he's working for Utusan Jawi...Haiyo! and ask the reporter if there is another event so he could go...
Kantoi maa...

Alamak!

2009-04-09T19:11:00.002+08:00

Eh! suddenly my real media wanna my pix at Nokia event...Soi ! Soi! sure kantoi after this...
BTW i heard Dr Micheal also attempt to enter this function but being tendang out by PR people!
Aiyo! soi la! soi la!

I'm Jackie!

2009-04-09T19:06:00.002+08:00

Hello my frenz here...

My name is Jackie... i never registered in the counter everytime there is an event happening...

but sumtime wut to do...the PR asked me to do so...so i just put Jackie...like Jackie Chan wut!

Hello

2009-04-01T11:10:00.001+08:00

Hi,

I'm also new here...gonna reveal myself soon....watch out my fren either real or fake....

Hayoooo ICD

2009-04-01T10:50:00.003+08:00

Hahaha...here is another issue about our friend, Ishak CD..He claimed that he is President of Persatuan Pemberita Daerah Malaysia but working as freelancer now maa...when you google about that association, it' s gonna appear sumthing like this...

Looks real but still suspicious....plus he is not working with any media, he just said he is freelancer for 3 newspaper lor... Mingguan Ekonomi, Mingguan Usahawan and Mingguan Politik...fuyoooooooo....try la to look at any newspaper stand, is there any such weekly newspaper?

Latest About Us

2009-03-31T15:49:00.003+08:00

Hello friend...now me & Victor could eat expensive foods....

I registered as Micheal from SME P*** probably SME Puki...
Hi...
I'm Ishak Che Din from Mingguan Ekonomi and Presiden Persatuan Pemberita Daerah Malaysia
Can see us ke? from left Vincent, Ishak & Victor ready to crash one of the event

An Exclusive Interview with Mingguan Ekonomi writer...

2009-03-31T15:44:00.002+08:00

Hello bro&sis...

I'm Ishak Che Din and i'm new here...just now i've got exclusive interview with one of the famous newspaper....he asking me a lot of questions la...lucky i'm terror to answer that...I think he gonna published that exclusive interview in YouTube soon...hahaha...i'm famous now...can beat Vincent, Dr, Victor etc...
hahahahahah
hahahahahaha
hahahahaha

I am on Twitter!

2009-03-26T22:12:00.003+08:00

I am on Twitter! Have to update a bit mah, if not how to cari makan?

Follow me on Twitter and you'll get updates on my fake media friends!

http://www.twitter.com/fakemedia/

Oh yeah, I'll update about the ntv7 offer when I come back from a buffet dinner. Free dinner who don't like?

Kena Complain

2009-03-22T19:04:00.004+08:00

Wah...this blog kena complain by "freelancewriter".
Check this out.

Don't lah like this...I am fake also mah....help a brother here can?

Eh, freelancewriter, can let me know which are the "several publications" you work for ar? I want to work for them as well...maybe get a proper name card instead of some funny blogsites.

And yeah, I am jealous of you, because you guys can go to all these events and I can't. We sama-sama fake why the PRs let you in but they don't let me in ar? You mention the big boss' name is it?

Like I said, we are friend mah, I am not publishing lies and nonsense. If you die, I die also. We are fake mah...

I didn't know we have a career and reputation! You guys really take this fake thing far eh... I was in just for the food, lucky draw and door gifts....What career? And reputation? What is that? You need it to demand door gift from the Maxis iPhone 3G launch that day? Oh yeah, I saw you guys doing that, I didn't, because I scared they don't even allow me to makan the food there.

Oh yeah, can ask your friend Stephen, AKA Vande Stories, to brush up his english before he comment here ar? I don't understand a SINGLE word. Maybe his keyboard rosak lah, that's why got typo...

Meet Our New Friend!

2009-03-19T20:32:00.003+08:00

Anybody want to know about Ishak Che Din?

Let me introduce our new fren....He's working with Mingguan Ekonomi, a business newspaper which just published 5 copies a day...special want meehh!

Mingguan Ekonomi edition always finished by 7am (hot stuff!)...that's y u guys cannot see it lor...need to queue at newspaper stand before 6am la k...we cannot give free copy...

will update our friend's pix maa...cannot do it now as cybercafe is so damn slowwwww!

2009-03-19T20:30:00.000+08:00

You guys don't play-play with us la....we already make a contact with HP bosses, which means we gonna have special invitation from HP after this...u guys, TRUE MEDIA will not get the same privileges meeh!!!

Lucky i cannot upload our pixs (Victor&Vincent=TrendAsia) to show proves...its ok...we'll post it later...

SOILA!!!

5-in-1

2009-03-19T18:53:00.000+08:00

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Managed to crashed P1 event today.... lucky there is nobody know that we were there (Victor, Vincent, Dr Mic, Ishak Che Din, unknown fellow fake media)... but unfortunately we just can stay for 5 minutes...after the event started...we have to rush for another event...so busy maaaa...it's ok..our colleague Victor n Vincent stayed for PC...

p/s: will update our pix here later...hehehe

Failed to enter Sony Cyber-shot launch

2009-03-06T18:00:00.001+08:00

Wow... Stephen was really cool in Sony Cyber-shot event last nite! Busy taking photo with the SYT models.

Actually, I also tried to enter the event site with my fake media pass, but failed. Damn! They really checked on the RSVP list. The pretty PR girls tried to check my name in the list but it wasn't there. Aiyoyoo... of course you can't find it cuz i never RSVP mah! Without RSVP, i was not allow to enter the event hall. It means i would not get my door gifts and no free food for me! Shit! Rugi la my RM5 parking fee! Damn! Damn! Damn!

But how Stephen and Victor managed to enter the event site although they didn't RSVP and their names were not in the list? I tell you what... they really smart la! Kena tabik sama itu brother la. They sneaked in about 9pm after the event started about 8.15pm. Genius la all friends!

No more sources...

2009-03-02T12:24:00.003+08:00

This time sure die! My major source of events, The Edge Daily's website recently went through an upgrade. I don't know where to find already.

Last time they had the "Important Events Today" at the bottom of the page, now, I find 3 hours also cannot find the link.

How I am going to survive without free makan and door gifts lah??

Nevermind! There are still a few websites mah....but not as accurate as The Edge lah...

Anyway, I'll update more of my friends when I free lah....late for a buffet lunch with lucky draw!!!

Maserati launch

2009-02-26T14:16:00.008+08:00

I was a bit late (f_c_ the traffic) and almost missed the best moment during Maserati launch today. The best moment? Yes... the door gift! At least I managed to get one exclusive Maserati-Naza Italia mug although I have been expecting more... may be t-shirt or something like that mar....

How about press release...? Sh_t! I don't get one cuz all my other fake media friends had taken! Damn... they were there much earlier than me. Very efficient one....

Working also very efficient one... you see la how Victor, Mark and Dr Micheal taking photo during photo opt. Real media people also tak boleh mau challenge them. Don't play-play with us, ok!? Photo jadi tak jadi, who cares... no one knows! Action mau kasi lebih mar...! Real media people baru respect sama kitaolang mar....

Victor Steven of Trend Asia

Mark Low of Business Review Media

Dr Micheal Lim (don't play-play, got DR one)

You may wonder... who we work for and where our office is? Well... all these important meh? As long as your story get published, shut up lah!

Check out your story in the cyber space via:

Victor's blog @ trendasia.blogspot.com
Mark's blog = business-e-review.blogspot.com
Edwin, our big brother got 3 sites = newsmaker-malaysia.blogspot.com, newzmaker.wordpress.com, newssmaker.livejournal.com

Edwin Yap of Newsmaker & Trendsetters is my big brother. Managed 3 sites and everytime he posted his story (normally he only abstracted from the press release), he would receive fantastic comments from all over the world. He is my icon! but he is a bit camera-shy one. Same like me lah... although many of friends agreed that I'm a photogenic, some Malay media friends would said that I'm foto-gedik. Whatever lah.... Well, besides me, he was among the first to grab the food after this morning event! We all working and makan very efficient one....

Who is this guy? He seems preety friendly to me. I wanna get to know him better. Anyone can help me...? I am fake media... why you scare of me la brother?

Last but not least, to all my fake media friends, I will see again tomorrow in Pavilion at 2:15pm for... emmmm... for... emmm... aiyoyo... who cares lah, as long as we get the door gift and free makan, just go lah... and the PR will not stop us one!!!

Catch Me at Ritz Carlton Hotel

2009-02-25T19:47:00.004+08:00

I wonder which event to attend tomorrow...

10am at Ritz Carlton KL for Naza Italia-Maserati launch,

or

10.45am at Sheraton Hotel KL for EON Bank launches... don't know what but who cares, i go there for door gift and free food only,

or

11am at Berjaya Time Square for HTC launches its store?

Mmmm... it's always good that when all the events happening at almost same place, especially only walking distance. When happening at the same place and i also not so pening lah. I can hop one location to another location to collect the door gift. Better still if all the events under one roof.

I still remember how my friend Vincent, attended several launches (and of cuz lah collecting door gift was the main agenda, otherwise you think why so hardworking) at Starhill Gallery during their "A Journey Through Time II" event.

Oh ya... I think for tomorrow's event, at least 3 to 4 of us will be attending Naza event in the morning. So, our real media friends, see you there and catch us if you can :p

Dr Michael is my most talented media friend

2009-02-23T18:16:00.003+08:00

This is my newest and the best media friend! He is very friendly one. Talking to him make me feel like I am so useless... cuz he can talk anything under the sky. Althought most of the time talk nonsense, very talented one.... No wonder got Dr. lah! But... please don't ask him about publication or media. He will chance subject one. May be allergic to the topic.. You want his name card? Sorry... unless you got lucky draw for him.

One more thing... which I really really do not understand one. Why a lot of my real media friends, clients and even PR agency people do not like him? They said he is very annoying. I think he does nothing wrong just because he...

a) ...attended uninvited event and asked questions only to those got prizes one
b) ...got his free lunch at Acer event, just because make friend with the GM
c) ...talking (only) to the pretty girls after the event and asked for their handphone number
d) ...screwed the PR people if he didn't get the door gift
e) ...stole a voucher for ice cream at LG event
f) ...[add yourself lah]

A team work by Mark & Edwin

2009-02-23T17:36:00.006+08:00

I'm damn proud of these two friends of mine... Mark & Edwin. Tabik spring sama lu lah brader! Gua caya sama lu! Damn terror one! Not-invited-Honda-Stream motoring event which was only for motoring media, they also managed to cover. Terror right? Take a look of this blog... you real media also tak boleh buat. So you real media better shut your big mouth up. Never say they tak tahu malu or cari makan kaki, OK!

Victor always the best!

2009-02-23T16:56:00.005+08:00

Hello my real media friends! Please don't be jealous with one of my friends here... Victor Steven! He is damn terror one and always busy taking photos during event. Can real media challenge him? Since last year Oct until today, he has attended not less than 50 events/launches from various functions but only selected 11 articles to publish in his blog. Can your publications do that? Hahaha... go and ask your editor and i don't think so!

Stephen is My Friend

2009-02-23T16:29:00.003+08:00

This is another friend of mine. Very hard working one and he is expert in financial also... don't play-play ok! Don't be jealouslah!

From his picture, need not to explain more lah... you can see for yourself how hardworking he was during one of the event in KL. Real media pun kalah! But if you check any of the websites as stated in his name card... opsss... sorrylah, i think my computer got viruslah, can't see any of the sites... damn lousy computer!

Trend Asia's photographer

2008-12-23T21:42:00.003+08:00

Remember the Trend Asia guy?
This is his photographer.

Damn...Trend Asia really taking this phoney thing seriously...Got photographer some more!

I want a photographer also because I am too lazy to hold my tiny camera and take pictures of the events. lazy lah..I just want to go there and enjoy the food!

P.S. His camera is as big as mine...different brand only...but damn...i still want some one to take pictures for me!

Name cards

2008-12-22T18:12:00.005+08:00

I now know how to get a name that you want but it's not available, check my friend's name cards! (click to enlarge)

essentialz.wordpress.com, enquirerz.blogspot.com

newzmaker.wordpress.com

Just add a "Z" lah idiotz!

My friends!

2008-12-21T14:13:00.006+08:00

Haiya, who am I kidding? My last entry I ask my friend with cun cun english write 1 lah...my english where got so terror?

Nevermind lah, from now onwards I'll write my own entry because my friend also busy crashing events....oh yeah, he is a fellow fake media also....LOL

Anyway, today I want to talk about my fellow fake media friends.

This is Mark. He has a lot of blogsites leh and I always see him at tech events. I think he has a few colleagues as well.

So leng chai right! that day he play some game won 1terabyte hard disk leh, so terror! he really no pai seh 1...fake already still got play game...not scared people halau keluar...

This is Edwin.

I think he is Mark's brother, they look a bit like brothers mah...i think i ask my brother to register a new site as well so we can got makan together...family first mah!

This is from TrendAsia.

He damn terror lah. Got photographer some more! but the photographer use small camera like me. I think i'll ask my father to go to events with me as my photographer so every month i no need to give him allowance. Can eat for free what!

That day hor, he go to this event and won lucky draw leh!!! must ask him how many namecards he put, next time put more than him!

I still got a few fake media friends in my photo book. I'll post them one by one.

OK. Got a Christmas dinner to go to later. Dress code must wear coat 1 arr...haih...dunno where i put my JiaoJiao Almari suit. So mah fan these lifestlye events.

Hey!

2008-12-20T02:18:00.003+08:00

Hey guys. This is my first post.

I'm a fake media based in Malaysia and I like to go to all sorts of media events, posing as a genuine journalist. I like the door gifts that are given out during these events and the food they serve there are just marvelous!

Don't bother asking me for my name card as I will not give it to you. Unless you are the PR person AND there is a lucky draw in the event agenda! I'll be glad to drop one whole stack in the lucky draw box.

Oh yeah, I am not new to the blogosphere because I post all the press release, without editing as I'm just there for the food and door gift, on the blogs that I claim to work for. I have accounts in Wordpress, Blogger, LiveJournal and much more, you know, for diversity.

Don't judge my blogs as I have about 2 visits everyday! There are also comments on my superb writing skills as well from my readers on each and every press release I posted. All from the same IP address, MINE!

This is a short introductory entry. I'll blog about my fake media friends as well the next time.

Ok, got to go now, there is a fashion event happening in 2 hours and I need to collect my newly printed business cards on the way because I just added Xanga to my list of blogs and there is lucky draw on the agenda!