Mintak duit

Itu satu kita punya kawan, itu lelaki tua Melayu sudah try minta duit daripada Datuk Jeylan...Limkokwing punya orang besar...banyak berani woo, dia minta duit dalam tandas juga. Dia kata dia wakil media...nak buat dinner...tipu punya orang! So lain kali lu orang jangan bagi lah..Saya pun banyak malu lor minta duit

Sapa itu gemok di Pavillion

Ada satu celita...world best selling novel tau...ada satu kami punya kawan datang itu event itu tennis player banyak cun, ala...apa itu..ooo... Anna Kournikova masa itu press conference sempena 'Showdown of Champions 09' dekat itu Pavillion...kami punya itu kawan, ada gemok sikit tanya banyak soalan bodoh masa event sama itu lengloi cun Kournikova...one of the questions arrr..."What do you think about Malaysian guy?"

Haiyo...Lu ingat lu manyak hensem kah mau tanya itu soalan...lagi aa gua dengar banyak real reporter sudah fedup or dgn ini mamat gemuk...derang mau kasi hentam!

Cuba teka perut siapa?

Cuba awak teka siapa pemilik perut lelaki bermaju merah ini?

masih ada lagi

Lu teka ini siapa? previous post pun ada muka saya punya kawan ini...
ini dulu pernah datang masa event nokia...sekarang pun dia mau tibai itu makanan raya...selamat hari raya la...(yang pakai warna hitam tau, bukan itu mamat baju biru

Heloo..Selamat hari raya...eh! sudah habis lor...tara apa..ini saya post saya punya kawan punya gambar....

Be careful

(Haloo....im the guy with blue shirt)

Haluuu...introducing out new fren...now we r getting numbers....so for the real media...watchout for our attending at the event...ahahahahahah

Hot Stuff!

Of coz me... Dr Micheal with honor proud to announce that I'm succeed to crash Stuff party.... Hahahahaha...got free drinks ma...plus awek cun!

Kena Tankap!

Wah..Me and my friends damn scared now! Some guy in Melaka kena tangkap by the authorities for posing as a fake journalist! We are already laying low right now. I need to talk to my konchos first see what they think of this.

Read here if you wanna know more!

Lazy ar? Nevermind I copy and paste for you since I do that for all my "articles".

THREE YEARS' JAIL FOR POSING AS JOURNALIST

MALACCA: The Magistrates Court here sentenced a 31-year-old man to three years’ imprisonment after he pleaded guilty to having posed as a journalist for a local broadcasting company early this month.

Magistrate Muhamad Faizal Ismail meted out the punishment against Zulkifli Atan, from Batu Caves, Selangor, who had in mitigation asked the court to take into account the date of his arrest before sentencing him.

“The court is not concerned if you have repented your ways but is here to mete out an appropriate punishment against you.

“You will have all the time to reflect on it. The court hereby sentences you to three years’ imprisonment,” he told Zulkifli on Monday.

Before sentencing, Muhamad said he had taken note of Zulkifli’s two previous run-ins with the law for cheatings cases, with one resulting in a conviction in Muar, Johor.

Zulkifli, who was unrepresented, had pleaded guilty to the charge in the same court last Friday.

He was said to have posed as an ntv7 journalist on July 3 to gain entry into Rumah Anak-Anak Yatim Sultan Salahuddin Abdul Aziz Shah Al Haj in Pantai Puteri, Tanjung Kling.

He allegedly duped orphanage caretaker Maznah Abdol into allowing him into the premises with an eight-man crew on the pretext of covering a media assignment.

However, following checks, it was revealed that Zulkifli was not an employee of the television station and a police report was subsequently lodged by the television company.

Police here arrested Zulkifli at the orphanage dormitory on July 4 at about 10:35pm and seized a letter purportedly issued by ntv7, eight ntv7 corporate shirts, two ntv7 name tags and 67 business cards.

Prosecuting the case was Insp Muhamad Juhari Harun.