Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Trend Asia's photographer

Remember the Trend Asia guy?
This is his photographer.



















Damn...Trend Asia really taking this phoney thing seriously...Got photographer some more!

I want a photographer also because I am too lazy to hold my tiny camera and take pictures of the events. lazy lah..I just want to go there and enjoy the food!

P.S. His camera is as big as mine...different brand only...but damn...i still want some one to take pictures for me!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Name cards

I now know how to get a name that you want but it's not available, check my friend's name cards! (click to enlarge)



















essentialz.wordpress.com, enquirerz.blogspot.com




















newzmaker.wordpress.com

Just add a "Z" lah idiotz!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

My friends!

Haiya, who am I kidding? My last entry I ask my friend with cun cun english write 1 lah...my english where got so terror?

Nevermind lah, from now onwards I'll write my own entry because my friend also busy crashing events....oh yeah, he is a fellow fake media also....LOL

Anyway, today I want to talk about my fellow fake media friends.

This is Mark. He has a lot of blogsites leh and I always see him at tech events. I think he has a few colleagues as well.

















So leng chai right! that day he play some game won 1terabyte hard disk leh, so terror! he really no pai seh 1...fake already still got play game...not scared people halau keluar...

This is Edwin.



















I think he is Mark's brother, they look a bit like brothers mah...i think i ask my brother to register a new site as well so we can got makan together...family first mah!

This is from TrendAsia.






He damn terror lah. Got photographer some more! but the photographer use small camera like me. I think i'll ask my father to go to events with me as my photographer so every month i no need to give him allowance. Can eat for free what!

That day hor, he go to this event and won lucky draw leh!!! must ask him how many namecards he put, next time put more than him!

I still got a few fake media friends in my photo book. I'll post them one by one.

OK. Got a Christmas dinner to go to later. Dress code must wear coat 1 arr...haih...dunno where i put my JiaoJiao Almari suit. So mah fan these lifestlye events.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Hey!

Hey guys. This is my first post.

I'm a fake media based in Malaysia and I like to go to all sorts of media events, posing as a genuine journalist. I like the door gifts that are given out during these events and the food they serve there are just marvelous!

Don't bother asking me for my name card as I will not give it to you. Unless you are the PR person AND there is a lucky draw in the event agenda! I'll be glad to drop one whole stack in the lucky draw box.

Oh yeah, I am not new to the blogosphere because I post all the press release, without editing as I'm just there for the food and door gift, on the blogs that I claim to work for. I have accounts in Wordpress, Blogger, LiveJournal and much more, you know, for diversity.

Don't judge my blogs as I have about 2 visits everyday! There are also comments on my superb writing skills as well from my readers on each and every press release I posted. All from the same IP address, MINE!

This is a short introductory entry. I'll blog about my fake media friends as well the next time.

Ok, got to go now, there is a fashion event happening in 2 hours and I need to collect my newly printed business cards on the way because I just added Xanga to my list of blogs and there is lucky draw on the agenda!